Log Number : 0003

Last night, we embarked on our expedition for the “Revenge Of the Larva ”
Frankly speaking, I think they should be renamed it to “Revenge Of the Biatch ”
It’s gonna be such a bitch to kill all the uniques, just so we can have all the ingredients to make the blasted Prison Cell Key.

[deepend]: wait for qlin to breathe
You sit and rest your tired bones.
[QlinMaster]: pathetic me
You stop resting and stand up.
[deepend]: Don’t worry hun, we understand that you leap twice as hard to keep up with us.


Deepend and Legolas Greenleaf point finger at Qlin and laughed merrily.
Qlin gestures shows that she's about to give them both a smack on their BIG FAT HEADS

[deepend]: Alrighty, we need to head for the dungeon level 2 first.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Fine by me .
[QlinMaster]: this brings back memories (not too long ago I was stuck in that blasted hell hole.)
[deepend]: so u think we will all 3 get the scroll at the same time?

You are attacked by Dungeon Guard!
You have been heroically rescued by deepend.

[deepend]: web the bugger!

Your spell fizzles and nothing seems to happen.

[QlinMaster]: soweee my pc decides to go on tortoise time tonight.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: someone is here...too little arggros

Qlin thought to herself: WTF, he complains about aggros being scarce. What is wrong with this man????

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Now where could the Handlegsman Daddyo be on this floor?
[deepend]: Good question
[Legolas Greenleaf]: I hope it does not crawl too much

Just as we were about to give up hopes on ever meeting the deluded Handlegsman father, we caught him digging his nose at the bottom corner of the dungeon.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Yeah man!! ( Legolas performs a high 5 to Handlegsman father.)
[deepend]: Click, Qlin
[QlinMaster]: Yess…(thinking hard though, I’m not touching his hand after where it’s been.

Handlegsman father shakes your hand.

[QlinMaster]: EEEEEeeeyeeeeewwww! Boggles everywhere. Yuck!
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Right people, we head for the larva in prison now? Hhmmmm
[deepend]: Kill prison warden to get scroll
[deepend]: No wait, find scared larva first in prison
[Legolas Greenleaf]: never saw larva in prison before...have you?
[deepend]: nope
[QlinMaster]: no idea
[deepend]: where do you get larva brains?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: In dungeon
[QlinMaster]:I got larva from below the dungeon, right at the bottom pit but quest says Orcish prison.
[deepend]: Yupe! That why I’m a little apprehensive now, I fear we are a little lost now dear.

Qlin thought to herself: Gheeez why in gay hell did I bring these twos if I wanna get lost. I am quite capable of doing that by myself.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Let’s check this place out, since we are here people.
[deepend]: yup
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [QlinMaster]: take left
[QlinMaster]: Left what??? You want me to take his left ball?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: never mind.
[QlinMaster]: Errrrr guys,I'm not getting any loot
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [QlinMaster]: That’s because you have not made any kill dear.
[QlinMaster]: No farking wonder !!
[deepend]: AHA !! (Deepend has spotted the sacred larva. The larva jumps to the side cringing in terror. We each took our turn to prod on the little wormy)

21:49:29 Reward received: 30000 gold.
Scared Lost Larva hides in a dark corner.

[deepend]: ice cute wormy ( Deepend has this thing for cute animals )

[Legolas Greenleaf]: I have good sense of detection. <<<(That man is so full of himself ) [deepend]: Nice [deepend]: now to kill prison warden for scroll

We made our way round and round the creepy, obnoxiously smelly prison and at long last we found the Prison warden.

[deepend]: DISPELL him.

This is where Qlin jumps in. You pray to your deity, but nothing seems to happen.

[deepend]: Why are you on your knees? You’re supposed to DISPELL.

[QlinMaster]: OMFG! Right on bro….One dispell coming up.

Prison Warden's slash disembowels Legolas Greenleaf.
Deepend hits Prison Warden for 50376 HP.
You shiver as you see Legolas Greenleaf brutally lacerate Prison Warden.
Legolas Greenleaf hits Prison Warden for 43410 HP.
Deepend's swing makes a gaping wound on Prison Warden.
You dissolve the magic around Prison Warden.
Deepend hits Prison Warden for 45450 HP.
deepend's swing makes a gaping wound on Prison Warden.
Legolas Greenleaf hits Prison Warden for 50316 HP.

Another HERO :) >>>>Legolas Greenleaf has rescued deepend heroically.
deepend crushes Prison Warden with amazing strength, dazing the target.
You shiver as you see deepend brutally lacerate Prison Warden.
deepend hits for 48378 HP and kills Prison Warden.
You receive Make a Prison Cell Key [Soulbound].

[Legolas Greenleaf]: got it
[QlinMaster]: I got the scroll
[deepend]: ?? I got drops, You guys got scroll ?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [deepend]: u no scroll?
[deepend]: nope, u got ah?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [deepend]: ya
[deepend]: I got perfect grinds scroll only
[deepend]: fuk
[QlinMaster]: lets kill him again
[Legolas Greenleaf]: ok .... kill again

Three fuking rounds later…. Still no blardy scroll.
Deepend seems to develop this tremendous joy in killing the Hangman. I can now write a book with all the manuscripts I gather from that dude. We’ve tried different ways to make sure deepend would somehow get his hands on the scroll but our efforts were in vain. So we’ve all agreed to continue this expedition on another day.

[QlinMaster]: Did you remember to wash your hands after you poo just now?

[deepend]: Nope!

[QlinMaster]: No wonder, no scroll.

The Trio continued their journey to dinoland. Having had enough of stoney stuffs from DR.
Qlin’s pride was still stung by the mere fact that Deepend reckon it’s gonna take her 2 days to kill the Mountain King all by herself. You’ll just wait Deep, one day I’ll prove my worth.

With Qlin clinging tight on Deepend’s strapping Orc’s body (it works better when I get a piggy back ride on Deep rather than do the walking myself) and Legolas leading the pack, we started hunting for Diplo’s extra huge eggs.

[deepend]: I got egg
[QlinMaster]: my bags were full, Damn it!
[deepend]: shit I got 3 of them now.
Player deepend requests a trade
[deepend]: take a look
[QlinMaster]: Oooh humongous.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: isn't the egg same the one in the bar?
[QlinMaster]: it has greenish tone to the egg. Common Deep, show Legs your eggs.
[deepend]: No way in gay hell I'm letting him lookin' at me eggs.

Come to think of it..Legolas was busy chattin up Legionnaire, a while back when we were busy saving our sorry ass in DR.

[QlinMaster]:Alright Deep, turn melee off so we can have a chance.

You hit Diplodocus for 472 HP. deepend hits for 9150 HP and kills Diplodocus.
You receive Huge Dino Egg [Soulbound].

[deepend]: shit too fast, sorry babe, can’t help it that I’m too strong for the diplo.

[QlinMaster]: I Got it!!

[deepend]: Yayyyy!!!

[Legolas Greenleaf]: split up...

and just like that, Legolas Greenleaf left the group to nurse his wounded EGO.
Mwahahahahahahaha! (Just kiddin Leafy, please..please do not throw me out of the clan .)

It did not take long for Legolas to obtain the huge diplo egg. We head back to TWB with tired bones but happy faces. Great hunt guys. We got few more soulbound ingredients tonite.