Qlin had just got back from hunting for some rhinos and leopards deep in the midst of South Savanna. Along came lover boy looking like the eye candy that he is, sniggering at the awful state that she’s in.
QlinMaster : Yo man!
Legolas Greenleaf : Yo! Wanna hunt?
QlinMaster : Just 2 of us eh?
Legolas Greenleaf : Yup!
QlinMaster : Shall we go collect ingredients?
Legolas Greenleaf : Rex?
QlinMaster : Yeah, why not.
…and so they begin their journey to dinoland….with Qlin trotting 5 steps behind Legolas Greenleaf, due to her short legs. We hunt for about 5 minutes when at the spur of the moment, Lord Candy Eye announces;
Legolas Greenleaf : Not much business here, I’m bored! Let’s go somewhere else.
QlinMaster : Wokai…. (I knew this was a trap ….he lures me to go hunting for T Rex
BUT he has other venues in his mind all along. Sneaky little bugger.) :suspect:
After some small talk along the way…and Qlin was busy buffing herself like mad to notice where Legolas had brought them to. A familiar scent of rusty irons and not forgetting the BO of those inmates who probably cease to know the existence of ‘shower’, caused nauseating effect which almost made Qlin barf right there and then.
QlinMaster : Prison Eh???
Legolas Greenleaf : Yea….Don’t you just lurveeeee this place?
QlinMaster : Oh Yeah!..My number 1 spot for favourite Vacation Places.
BTW, I think I know how to stop the aggros from attacking us.
Legolas Greenleaf : That’s alright, I prefer to fight my way through.
QlinMaster : 
Many minutes gone by, Legolas Greenleaf was ever the stupendous and ardent fighter that he is. Decapitating, annihilating those bad ass prison guards and dangerous prisoners. (Will someone tell me why are both the guards and prisoners attacking us? Don’t make no sense)
Prison Guard performs a spectacular trick and disarms Legolas Greenleaf.
QlinMaster : Crap!!!
Legolas Greenleaf : Not to worry peasant, for I am always equipped with special talents.
We were soon confronted by a long line of aggros, three of them possessed. Holy Mother of Crap!!! Qlin quickly cast the spell of distracted gaze on those aggros, which buy some time for the team to inhale some oxygen.
QlinMaster : I dazed them
Legolas Greenleaf : noticed 
We end the trip in Orcish Prison with one last fight with the Hangman.
QlinMaster to Hangman 
QlinMaster : Oooh ooh..the hangman gave me a souvenir, an ancient manuscript. Niceeee!
Legolas Greenleaf : What does it say?
QlinMaster : Doesn’t say anything. (It turns out; the manuscript was for me to complete the occulist mystery quest. Coolness)
Finally…Qlin will get her chance to slumber at the comfort of her bed. We are going home Yayyyyyyyy! So she thought.
WRONG
Lord candy eye dragged her sorry ass to last Harbour instead. 
Legolas Greenleaf : Gheez this one particular habour guard, is one tough nut.
QlinMaster : I say we just lacerate his nuts..end of problem.
Many items were looted and as out bag packs were getting too full, Qlin decided to drop of some items for Legolas to burn.
QlinMaster : PICK!!!
No response from lover boy.
QlinMaster : WOI !!!!!
OMFG he ditched me.
Legolas Greenleaf : Sorry, daughter woke up, need to tend to her.
QlinMaster : Ahhhhhh..No probs.
We continued our journey to the untold.
22:20:43 Argh! Harbor Guard's spell sets you on fire! You are burning!
22:20:45 Magical flame burns you for 4224 damage!
22:20:45 Roaring flames pour from Harbor Guard, burning you for 4438 HP.
Legolas Greenleaf : You levelled eh?
QlinMaster : Yeah.
22:20:53 Magical flame burns you for 4224 damage!
22:20:55 Flames engulfing you cease burning.
Legolas Greenleaf : How much does it cost you to lvl?
QlinMaster : (Holy crap why is my red line dropping superfast?)
Legolas Greenleaf : Heal yourself!!!!
QlinMaster : Woi, you forgot to protect me!
Legolas Greenleaf : Sorry!
QlinMaster :.No problem, (I understand when RL starts to inter mingle with the DS world..we all tend to be forgetful about something 
The last bit of the journey was to Citadel of Evil, where Legolas fought with the Malicious Warlock to get the precious little silver bracelet. It did not take much time before the bracelet landed in his grasp.
Legolas Greenleaf : Safe now….enjoy the date?
QlinMaster : Oh Yeah. (If you count dragging my ass all over dangerous places as a date!) Keep the heart thumping
It was a very prolific adventure indeed. I got to complete 2 of my quest, Legs got his silver bracelet…yeah..all in all it was a great adventure. Not as nerve wrecking as my time in the dungeon mwahahahhahaha! Oh BTW..Legs is a great companion. A real Jumper cable. If you need a jump start, just holler him and he’ll get your heart racing in no time.
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