Log Number : 0004

A moonless night sets upon the daunting sky. As Qlin was about to dozed off at the bottom of her humble abode, along came Deepend giving her his widest Orc grin, bearing odour that would knock down the entire village.

[QlinMaster]: Remind me again why I always hang out with you.

[deepend]: Oh simply because I’m irresistible babe and the fact that nobody else in their right mind would let you piggy back them mwahahahahhaha!

[QlinMaster]: Ass hole!

[deepend]: Short ass!

[QlinMaster]: That makes us both ASSes!

From afar, we acknowledge the presence of Legolas Greenleaf son of Thranduil, making his way towards us. Bearing an elusive aura. A distinctive glow which surrounds him, marking the unknown force that engulfs his being.

Qlin thought to herself: Oh this is fuking champion! It’s not enough that he’s walking around with that super cool avatar, he got to have the super cool lights around him now eh.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Greetings peasants. Saddle up enough morsels and other requirements. We shall seek The Harbour Keeper, for the much required Bottled of Death Water.

[QlinMaster]: (Gulp!) But..but..
[deepend]: Common Qlin, on my back now.
[QlinMaster]: Don’t I have a say anymore these days???

and just like that, we followed the path that led us to the destination much feared by Qlin, the other two Goons are having such a good yapping time, basking themselves with sheer joy of inflicting fear and misery on the shortest person in the group.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Be prepared, do what you must people.
[deepend]: Ready as ever.

We thronged ourselves through the port, killing every Harbour Guard coming our way. That place was infested with them. All pale and deathly looking. As Deepend and Legolas Greenleaf butchered these deathly aggros, pieces of their mangled flesh flew all over the place. Some made their way on Qlin’s face.

[deepend]: You better close your gob Qlin or you’ll end up having these guys as supper.
[QlinMaster]: Eeeyeewwww gross

[Legolas Greenleaf]: I can’t seem to locate this Harbour keeper guys.
[deepend]: He’s probably walking

Just then, a Harbour guard appears out of no where summoning forth a cone of ice, freezing Legolas Greenleaf. Deepend's swing makes a gaping wound on Harbor Guard. Killing the poor sod!

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Thank you my friend, I couldn’t hit that guard.
[deepend]: Don’t mentioned it. You would have done the same for me bro!

[QlinMaster]: Aweeee..nothing beats watching two grown up being mushy

[deepend]: Shut Gob Qlin!
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Yeah, shut thy trap!

[QlinMaster]: Oooooh Touchie aren’t we today!!

More massacres took place. We trudge along abundance of dead crap and make our way to the light house. Upon the second flight of step towards the tower, the conniving harbour keeper was trying to make his way escaping his annihilation.

[Legolas Greenleaf]to Harbour Keeper: Not so fast my friend! I believe you have something that we much desired.
[QlinMaster] whispers to Legolas Greenleaf: Enough with the poetry talk Lover boy, just kill that bastard.
[deepend]: I’m with Qlin on this. Let the killing begin.
[Legolas Greenleaf]to harbour Keeper: Be prepared to enter your next life, you little piece of shit!

Legolas Greenleaf performs a spectacular trick and disarms harbour keeper. Legolas Greenleaf sneaks around and suddenly stabs Harbor Keeper.
Deepend marched forwards, brutally lacerating the harbour keeper.
QlinMaster hit Harbor Keeper for 460 HP.<<<<>

[QlinMaster]: Bad harbour Keeper!!! No Coookie for you!!

Legolas Greenleaf hits for 4440 HP and kills Harbor Keeper.

[deepend]: Yaaayyyy! I got the Death water.

[color=green][Legolas Greenleaf]: Yeah..me too bro!

[QlinMaster]: WTF, nothing for the shortie again?

[deepend]: We head for inn and catch some breath first ok, don’t worry hun, we’ll be back to get you your death water.

We were on our way back to the inn, when Legolas Greenleaf accidentally knocked Deepend in the eye, while trying to place his trusted swords in the harness. Deepend is now blinded by the sparks protruding from Legolas’ sword.

[deepend]: OMG! I am blind. Who attacked me???

Deepend made a sudden movement causing almost the lost of our dear brother precious balls.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Holy Crap!! Easy bro…You almost caused my family the end of their production line. No one is attacking you, it was just me sword, knocking the brain out of you.

[QlinMaster]: Oh dear lord!! What a blardy mess we are in. One is temporary blind, the other one almost, I repeat, almost became BALLless!
[deepend]: I cannot continue with this journey. Will use my road home guys.

[QlinMaster]: What about me ?

[deepend]: You stay here with Legolas.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Do you trust me my child?
[QlinMaster]: Do I really have a choice??

After some refreshment, we continued our journey in searched of the death water.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Get ready now, I could smell the stench orbiting from the filthy scumbag.
[QlinMaster]: Do you think I will be able to get it this time?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Fear not my child, get down on your knees and pray.
[QlinMaster]: I’m practically almost down to the floor you know.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: God Bless You my child! In the name of Dark Swords, the sun, the moon and the holy mobs. May Death Water be within your grasp.

…and just like that…we fought the scumbag till the sun rises. And finally…finallly

[QlinMaster]:YESSsssssssss! I got the holy water! Errrr..I meant the Death water.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Told you to have some faith in me
[QlinMaster]: Man..I could get on my knees and pray to you now.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: All in a day work my child.
[QlinMaster]: You betcha!!!

Log Number : 0003

Last night, we embarked on our expedition for the “Revenge Of the Larva ”
Frankly speaking, I think they should be renamed it to “Revenge Of the Biatch ”
It’s gonna be such a bitch to kill all the uniques, just so we can have all the ingredients to make the blasted Prison Cell Key.

[deepend]: wait for qlin to breathe
You sit and rest your tired bones.
[QlinMaster]: pathetic me
You stop resting and stand up.
[deepend]: Don’t worry hun, we understand that you leap twice as hard to keep up with us.


Deepend and Legolas Greenleaf point finger at Qlin and laughed merrily.
Qlin gestures shows that she's about to give them both a smack on their BIG FAT HEADS

[deepend]: Alrighty, we need to head for the dungeon level 2 first.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Fine by me .
[QlinMaster]: this brings back memories (not too long ago I was stuck in that blasted hell hole.)
[deepend]: so u think we will all 3 get the scroll at the same time?

You are attacked by Dungeon Guard!
You have been heroically rescued by deepend.

[deepend]: web the bugger!

Your spell fizzles and nothing seems to happen.

[QlinMaster]: soweee my pc decides to go on tortoise time tonight.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: someone is here...too little arggros

Qlin thought to herself: WTF, he complains about aggros being scarce. What is wrong with this man????

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Now where could the Handlegsman Daddyo be on this floor?
[deepend]: Good question
[Legolas Greenleaf]: I hope it does not crawl too much

Just as we were about to give up hopes on ever meeting the deluded Handlegsman father, we caught him digging his nose at the bottom corner of the dungeon.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Yeah man!! ( Legolas performs a high 5 to Handlegsman father.)
[deepend]: Click, Qlin
[QlinMaster]: Yess…(thinking hard though, I’m not touching his hand after where it’s been.

Handlegsman father shakes your hand.

[QlinMaster]: EEEEEeeeyeeeeewwww! Boggles everywhere. Yuck!
[Legolas Greenleaf]: Right people, we head for the larva in prison now? Hhmmmm
[deepend]: Kill prison warden to get scroll
[deepend]: No wait, find scared larva first in prison
[Legolas Greenleaf]: never saw larva in prison before...have you?
[deepend]: nope
[QlinMaster]: no idea
[deepend]: where do you get larva brains?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: In dungeon
[QlinMaster]:I got larva from below the dungeon, right at the bottom pit but quest says Orcish prison.
[deepend]: Yupe! That why I’m a little apprehensive now, I fear we are a little lost now dear.

Qlin thought to herself: Gheeez why in gay hell did I bring these twos if I wanna get lost. I am quite capable of doing that by myself.

[Legolas Greenleaf]: Let’s check this place out, since we are here people.
[deepend]: yup
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [QlinMaster]: take left
[QlinMaster]: Left what??? You want me to take his left ball?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: never mind.
[QlinMaster]: Errrrr guys,I'm not getting any loot
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [QlinMaster]: That’s because you have not made any kill dear.
[QlinMaster]: No farking wonder !!
[deepend]: AHA !! (Deepend has spotted the sacred larva. The larva jumps to the side cringing in terror. We each took our turn to prod on the little wormy)

21:49:29 Reward received: 30000 gold.
Scared Lost Larva hides in a dark corner.

[deepend]: ice cute wormy ( Deepend has this thing for cute animals )

[Legolas Greenleaf]: I have good sense of detection. <<<(That man is so full of himself ) [deepend]: Nice [deepend]: now to kill prison warden for scroll

We made our way round and round the creepy, obnoxiously smelly prison and at long last we found the Prison warden.

[deepend]: DISPELL him.

This is where Qlin jumps in. You pray to your deity, but nothing seems to happen.

[deepend]: Why are you on your knees? You’re supposed to DISPELL.

[QlinMaster]: OMFG! Right on bro….One dispell coming up.

Prison Warden's slash disembowels Legolas Greenleaf.
Deepend hits Prison Warden for 50376 HP.
You shiver as you see Legolas Greenleaf brutally lacerate Prison Warden.
Legolas Greenleaf hits Prison Warden for 43410 HP.
Deepend's swing makes a gaping wound on Prison Warden.
You dissolve the magic around Prison Warden.
Deepend hits Prison Warden for 45450 HP.
deepend's swing makes a gaping wound on Prison Warden.
Legolas Greenleaf hits Prison Warden for 50316 HP.

Another HERO :) >>>>Legolas Greenleaf has rescued deepend heroically.
deepend crushes Prison Warden with amazing strength, dazing the target.
You shiver as you see deepend brutally lacerate Prison Warden.
deepend hits for 48378 HP and kills Prison Warden.
You receive Make a Prison Cell Key [Soulbound].

[Legolas Greenleaf]: got it
[QlinMaster]: I got the scroll
[deepend]: ?? I got drops, You guys got scroll ?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [deepend]: u no scroll?
[deepend]: nope, u got ah?
[Legolas Greenleaf]: [deepend]: ya
[deepend]: I got perfect grinds scroll only
[deepend]: fuk
[QlinMaster]: lets kill him again
[Legolas Greenleaf]: ok .... kill again

Three fuking rounds later…. Still no blardy scroll.
Deepend seems to develop this tremendous joy in killing the Hangman. I can now write a book with all the manuscripts I gather from that dude. We’ve tried different ways to make sure deepend would somehow get his hands on the scroll but our efforts were in vain. So we’ve all agreed to continue this expedition on another day.

[QlinMaster]: Did you remember to wash your hands after you poo just now?

[deepend]: Nope!

[QlinMaster]: No wonder, no scroll.

The Trio continued their journey to dinoland. Having had enough of stoney stuffs from DR.
Qlin’s pride was still stung by the mere fact that Deepend reckon it’s gonna take her 2 days to kill the Mountain King all by herself. You’ll just wait Deep, one day I’ll prove my worth.

With Qlin clinging tight on Deepend’s strapping Orc’s body (it works better when I get a piggy back ride on Deep rather than do the walking myself) and Legolas leading the pack, we started hunting for Diplo’s extra huge eggs.

[deepend]: I got egg
[QlinMaster]: my bags were full, Damn it!
[deepend]: shit I got 3 of them now.
Player deepend requests a trade
[deepend]: take a look
[QlinMaster]: Oooh humongous.
[Legolas Greenleaf]: isn't the egg same the one in the bar?
[QlinMaster]: it has greenish tone to the egg. Common Deep, show Legs your eggs.
[deepend]: No way in gay hell I'm letting him lookin' at me eggs.

Come to think of it..Legolas was busy chattin up Legionnaire, a while back when we were busy saving our sorry ass in DR.

[QlinMaster]:Alright Deep, turn melee off so we can have a chance.

You hit Diplodocus for 472 HP. deepend hits for 9150 HP and kills Diplodocus.
You receive Huge Dino Egg [Soulbound].

[deepend]: shit too fast, sorry babe, can’t help it that I’m too strong for the diplo.

[QlinMaster]: I Got it!!

[deepend]: Yayyyy!!!

[Legolas Greenleaf]: split up...

and just like that, Legolas Greenleaf left the group to nurse his wounded EGO.
Mwahahahahahahaha! (Just kiddin Leafy, please..please do not throw me out of the clan .)

It did not take long for Legolas to obtain the huge diplo egg. We head back to TWB with tired bones but happy faces. Great hunt guys. We got few more soulbound ingredients tonite.

Log Number : 0002

Qlin had just got back from hunting for some rhinos and leopards deep in the midst of South Savanna. Along came lover boy looking like the eye candy that he is, sniggering at the awful state that she’s in.

QlinMaster : Yo man!
Legolas Greenleaf : Yo! Wanna hunt?
QlinMaster : Just 2 of us eh?
Legolas Greenleaf : Yup!
QlinMaster : Shall we go collect ingredients?
Legolas Greenleaf : Rex?
QlinMaster : Yeah, why not.

…and so they begin their journey to dinoland….with Qlin trotting 5 steps behind Legolas Greenleaf, due to her short legs. We hunt for about 5 minutes when at the spur of the moment, Lord Candy Eye announces;

Legolas Greenleaf : Not much business here, I’m bored! Let’s go somewhere else.
QlinMaster : Wokai…. (I knew this was a trap ….he lures me to go hunting for T Rex
BUT he has other venues in his mind all along. Sneaky little bugger.) :suspect:

After some small talk along the way…and Qlin was busy buffing herself like mad to notice where Legolas had brought them to. A familiar scent of rusty irons and not forgetting the BO of those inmates who probably cease to know the existence of ‘shower’, caused nauseating effect which almost made Qlin barf right there and then.

QlinMaster : Prison Eh???
Legolas Greenleaf : Yea….Don’t you just lurveeeee this place?
QlinMaster : Oh Yeah!..My number 1 spot for favourite Vacation Places.
BTW, I think I know how to stop the aggros from attacking us.

Legolas Greenleaf : That’s alright, I prefer to fight my way through.
QlinMaster : (You arrogant little “%%&%^@:!” ..just as well Legolas does not do any mind reading)

Many minutes gone by, Legolas Greenleaf was ever the stupendous and ardent fighter that he is. Decapitating, annihilating those bad ass prison guards and dangerous prisoners. (Will someone tell me why are both the guards and prisoners attacking us? Don’t make no sense)

Prison Guard performs a spectacular trick and disarms Legolas Greenleaf.

QlinMaster : Crap!!!
Legolas Greenleaf : Not to worry peasant, for I am always equipped with special talents.

We were soon confronted by a long line of aggros, three of them possessed. Holy Mother of Crap!!! Qlin quickly cast the spell of distracted gaze on those aggros, which buy some time for the team to inhale some oxygen.

QlinMaster : I dazed them
Legolas Greenleaf : noticed good it helps

We end the trip in Orcish Prison with one last fight with the Hangman.

QlinMaster to Hangman : Whassup dude?? Your Mada hate you that much eh! That she got your face covered all the time. Heehhehehe …(I am such a meanie at times )

QlinMaster : Oooh ooh..the hangman gave me a souvenir, an ancient manuscript. Niceeee!
Legolas Greenleaf : What does it say?
QlinMaster : Doesn’t say anything. (It turns out; the manuscript was for me to complete the occulist mystery quest. Coolness)

Finally…Qlin will get her chance to slumber at the comfort of her bed. We are going home Yayyyyyyyy! So she thought.

WRONG

Lord candy eye dragged her sorry ass to last Harbour instead. and the whole process of shamacking and shonoodoodlezing harbour guards, dead dockers…I fight with so many mobs..I dunno who I’m fighting with anymore. Just kill all those who are in our way…

Legolas Greenleaf : Gheez this one particular habour guard, is one tough nut.
QlinMaster : I say we just lacerate his nuts..end of problem.

Many items were looted and as out bag packs were getting too full, Qlin decided to drop of some items for Legolas to burn.

QlinMaster : PICK!!!
No response from lover boy.
QlinMaster : WOI !!!!!
OMFG he ditched me.

Legolas Greenleaf : Sorry, daughter woke up, need to tend to her.
QlinMaster : Ahhhhhh..No probs.
We continued our journey to the untold.

22:20:43 Argh! Harbor Guard's spell sets you on fire! You are burning!
22:20:45 Magical flame burns you for 4224 damage!
22:20:45 Roaring flames pour from Harbor Guard, burning you for 4438 HP.

Legolas Greenleaf : You levelled eh?
QlinMaster : Yeah.

22:20:53 Magical flame burns you for 4224 damage!
22:20:55 Flames engulfing you cease burning.

Legolas Greenleaf : How much does it cost you to lvl?
QlinMaster : (Holy crap why is my red line dropping superfast?)
Legolas Greenleaf : Heal yourself!!!!
QlinMaster : Woi, you forgot to protect me!
Legolas Greenleaf : Sorry!
QlinMaster :.No problem, (I understand when RL starts to inter mingle with the DS world..we all tend to be forgetful about something )

The last bit of the journey was to Citadel of Evil, where Legolas fought with the Malicious Warlock to get the precious little silver bracelet. It did not take much time before the bracelet landed in his grasp.

Legolas Greenleaf : Safe now….enjoy the date?
QlinMaster : Oh Yeah. (If you count dragging my ass all over dangerous places as a date!) Keep the heart thumping

It was a very prolific adventure indeed. I got to complete 2 of my quest, Legs got his silver bracelet…yeah..all in all it was a great adventure. Not as nerve wrecking as my time in the dungeon mwahahahhahaha! Oh BTW..Legs is a great companion. A real Jumper cable. If you need a jump start, just holler him and he’ll get your heart racing in no time.